Los Angeles, United States
About Me
Like all organic matter on this planet I am oxidizing too quickly to relax but slowly enough so I do not notice I am burning up.
I'm Looking For
Myself on a high concept reality show where digital optics and highly refined heuristic time shifting algorythms make for one heck of a narcissistic adventure. 'Survivor: ME"
My Interests
Dry wit and droll banality, urban decay as aesthetic principle, undermining all form of hierarchecal hypocrisy, satire, hedonism, versatile sexuality, using forms to display non-conformity, pretending to the insouciance of James Bond in life's most trying moments, altered states of conciousness, insight dreaming, self-mockery etc.
Music
How can I not mention "fall out boy" plus sentimental vocalist until 1985 or so when women started coming and taking the jobs made for the likes of James Taylor and David Gates.....Damn you Lilith Faire!. The Roaches, Motels, Blondie, Heart, Kenny Rankin, Classical vocal music which is not Opera, Snoopp, dR. dRE...hEY HOW COME pAT bOONE DOESN'T cOVER THE BLACK RAP ARTISTS? aND WHAT CAN I SAY BUT (YO MUST UNDERSTAND THAT FOR EVERY self experienced artificial time boundary I must indoctrinate one album and listen to it over and over and nothing else during that entire time period: eg The eponymous 3rd Eye Blind album stood ready to inherit the new millenium when, what's this?, a young and wide eyed creature from New York with a second album who's title is so long it wont fit anywhere even on an LP jacket? Yes ladies and gents the 21st century now beligns to miss Fiona Apple!--oh and just to try a little snotty name dropping to try to impress y'all with how cool I am for being genetically related to musical greatness..my aunt is Joan Baez..and no I am not Mexican but I would be happy if I was and its the scottish side where she gets her voice anyway!
Movies
Brazil, One Flew OVer the Cuckoo's Nest, The departed, LAnd of Plenty, ok i hate myself for being such a little emo bitch but I cried when MAtt Dillon pulled that woman from the burning car in Crash but only because I was distraught to live in a culture where I am sure to know the name of the has-been male white actor but not that of the woman he gropped and later saved...
Television
PUT THE REMOTE ON THE GROUND AND WALK AWAY FROM THE PLASMA! PLEASE..DO IT NOW BEFORE WE BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. JUST THE SAME I LOVE TO PLAY DR. HOUSE FROM TIME TO TIME
Books
NAsty little subversive capsules of ideas better relegated to the high point of human civilization: The Middle Ages with its attendant "War on Free thought"..with apologies to Igtnatius Reilly.
Heroes
Timothy McVeigh..that's right Timothy Fucking McVeigh. Tried to teach this country a lesson about truth and hyposcrisy in the only way he knew how. I am sorry for the violence, I am a passivist and a student of the Dharma as well as a friend and relative of Joan Baez (Please see earlier shameless name dropping incident) So I do not believe in violence..but that does not mean I don't enjoy it ...and no i am not talking about the Oklahoma massacre you half wit..that's a segue..Yes that's what Jesus would drive!
Skills
Pursuasive to groups of 12-14 people that they should resist the temptation to reflexively react to evidence but rather should subject it to the type of criticfal analysis they would want if it were their life or liberty whcih hung in the balance. Also I am a greart singer and when I figure how to post a link to a song of mine I will. Clearly i ma somewhat weak onthe computer skill department unlike my father's generation I know how far out-distanced I am by the twenty and thirty somethings. When I was a computer science major at UCLA (said major lasting one quarter of one year) we operated room size mainframes with giant tape drives, the manaicle back and froth twisting of these monsters terrified me more than the ground sucking metal oil creatures seen around Los Angeles in great numbers in my youth. (But I digress) I pay attention very closely and I use the information drawn from that process to assess the potential rfor success based on the timing of my actions. I also study the hidden motivators at play in the internal psyches of those I deal with in the criminal justice system until I am ready to move. I then quite successfully maximise my leverage for success and when all that total quality management bull#hit fails I throw a screaming hissy tantrum like a little bitch until I get my way
Goals
The Path is the Goal. Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche
Ideal job
In 20 -30 years when females have become the dominant and predatory gender exploiting and objectifying the male body for their primal lust and female ejaculation is the required money shot at the endof every adult film scene..Well then I should like to be a fluffer.