About Me
I am paloooka, famously unknown around the world. I pretend that I am author, and computer geek, and graphic artist and inventor. I am really none of those things. But if I can get you to believe it, I AM!!!
I'm Looking For
If you are really gullible, maybe we will get along
My Interests
I am intrested in hydrodynamics and electronics! And other things I know nothing about!
Music
Is brainwashing for the masses (couldn't think of anything clever to say, so I went with something that makes me sound discerning)
Movies
d...uh
Television
All that I know
Books
Read mine! Jaime Bingo's Penultimate Spigot to marinara, or the Mastiff Carbuncle!
Heroes
I look up to myself. No one else does.
Skills
You would be so impressed if I told you, but who are you to ask, ignorant peasant?
Goals
To end poverty worldwide through bullshit
Ideal job
Being worshipped by people intelligent enough to recognize my greatness