I know that this joke is old, but it still makes me laugh every time I read it!!  Living in the country, this sounds like something that could happen to me or one of my friends....  Enjoy!

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?" 

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. 

" Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me." 

His daughter screams... "Don't eat it, Jimmy !...... It's a 

f***ing  arsehole...!!!"

It's 114 degrees here at the moment... And it's HORRIBLE!! 

 Not only is it that hot, but I've had to catch up on some yard work, and we don't have air conditioning for my breaks. 

I don't really have anything else of any sort of interest to say here, I just felt like ranting . 

 Toodles.

So, I'm new to this site... In fact, I'm not entirely certain as to how I even happened to stumble upon it.  Anyhoo... I'm looking to meet some new people with similar interests (just look at my profile to see what some of them are). 

I'm also here to try and meet some fellow Irish/Irish-Americans.  I'd really love to learn more about my culture.

 That's that for now...