About Me
I have been me for as long as I can remember. My first memory was being me and I think I have been me ever since. I still have conversations with people that aren't me, but me assures me that this is perfectly normal.
My Interests
Interesting things interest me greatly.
Music
I like the stuff that has sounds (different kinds) and then some people sometime sing in sort of a melody that goes with the music. It must have a cow bell in it or it is crap!
Movies
Any movie with gratuitous sex and violence. The more unjustified it is in the context of the movie the better.
Television
Television is a demon whore out to rape civilization of its free will. Destroy your Television you Zombie Bastards.
Books
I like them wide and hard.
Heroes
To have a hero is to reach for that which is out of reach when you can't reach it with your reach even if you stretch. It is better to look within or speak to the other voices in your head then to scamper in another's shadow in an exercise of embarrassing futility. Get your own life you Zombie Bastard.
Skills
...nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...