The Great Quack

 "First there was Void, and the Void, was Pingu.
Than Pingu made a mighty Quack, and the Universe was created.

Waves of Pingu spread throughout the universe.

Pingu watched his wave and peered down, only to find chaos within him.
Pingu than decided to create life within him. In many forms, many shapes.
Pingu than created the IceBerg, a place for him and his creations to co-exsist.

One day, one of Pingu's creations challenged Pingu.
The Evil Seal chased poor Pingu.
Pingu than created a place to contain Evil Seal.
Evil Seal can not escape, but convinces Mortals to serve Him.
The Portal to Hell, is located in Nokia, Finland.

Pingu than went to his mortals, and lived amoungst them.
Pingu taught them teachings, which were written down(the Pinguist Path), so generations could know the truth.
Pingu than left humans, but remains in Spirit.

One (the unification of Pingu).

Pingu created the Universe, and is the Universe.
Everything within is Pingu, and thus Interconnected.
Ones Action within Pingu, can indirectly influence other parts of Pingu.
Due to the chaotic occurancance within.

Tao of Pingu(balance mind)

Pingu teaches that balance within ones mind is important, but does not always occur.
Due to the chaotic nature of what is human.

Chi of Pingu(balance body) with the PingChi

Pingu teaches that balance within ones body is important, but does not always occur.
Due to the chaotic nature of what is human.

Pingu Sutra(human nature-sex)

Pingu teaches that balance within ones sex-life is important, but does not always occur.
Due to the chaotic nature of what is human.

Sung Pingu(human nature-war)

Pingu teaches that balance within ones aggression is important, but does not always occur.
Due to the chaotic nature of what is human.

Parents Path(Balanced Parenting)

Pingu teaches that balance within ones parenting is important, but does not always occur.
Due to the chaotic nature of what is human.

Martial Arts(balance-Body)

Pingu teaches that balance within ones physical nature is Important, and provides Easy Martial Arts.
Ever Evolving, as Humans are chaotic.

 Everything within the universe is a part of Pingu, and together we make up Pingu."

 Who is this Pingu? Well apparently everything and everyone in the universe. The Church of Pingu is a belief or philosophy which attributes the creation of the universe and all the creatures within it to a animated penguin named Pingu. Pingu acts as the central deity, in which its members give praise to.

 A unique aspect of this religion is the lack of rules. "To know yourself, to understand yourself, to be yourself" is the basic message. There are some additional books avaliable to the budding student - the book of pingu (unreleased), the Pingu Sutra (similar to the Karma Sutra), Sung Pingu's The art of warefare (similiar to Sun Tzu on the Art of War), the Qi of Pingu (the I-Ching) and the path (which is similiar in meaning to the teaching of buddhism and taoism).

 Clearly stated on their website <http://www.fortunecity.com/littleitaly/cremona/23/pingu/> they are not concerned about how you "live your life, all that matters is that you our true to yourself, and true to Pingu". So that when you leave this aspect of existence, you will be able to co-exist with pingu on the iceburg.