Joke: How many beans make five?

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By jake (Contact - View My Woyano)
Published Tue 06 Feb 2007, 1303 Views, 3 Comments

"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"


Someone once told me that joke and I never found it funny... but somehow over the years its grown on me and become a real family joke. And somehow when I got married my wife managed to slip it into her wedding vows!!!



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    jake ~ 18 months ago
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    hehehe!!!
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      Terro101 ~ 14 months ago
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      Maybe beans get funnier as you get older.
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        New Member ~ 4 months ago
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        My dad taught it in a different order:

        "How many beans make five?" (kids don't ask 'five what?")

        "A bean, a bean and a half, half a bean and two beans"

        It's not just a silly or funny (or not funny) saying. It teaches children fractions. We start learning in just whole numbers, then we learn, maybe, about halves (sharing with a brother or sister). With this little chant we learn that wholes (a bean; two beans) and parts of wholes (half a bean) and a mix of wholes and parts (a bean and a half) make up a new whole (Five...beans). It's cleverer than some people might realise.

        The trick, when the child has learned it, is to ask them:

        "Ok, so how many pomegranites make five"
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          This is my two cents...

             
          Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)

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