How to wake up in the morning

Set alarm clock. No scrap that, set three or mroe alarms, all with different times to go off - a watch, a phone, a bedside clock. Hide one of them in an unreachable place.

When alarms do go off, bash them in the right place so they go off again five minutes later. When unreachable alarm goes off, hide under pillow.

Finally, when there's no alarms going off but you vaguely remember one going off earlier... panic, jump out of bed, curse at the time, put yesterday's clothes on and rush out to work.

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