It must be true it is in the China Daily...

These are taken from todays China Daily .. unaltered... a light hearted look at the news perhaps from a world in turmoil.

Thieves look to cops for help Three thieves who sought police help in the distribution of their spoils were detained in Changhuian County, Henan Province over the weekendSun, Zhou and Du stole 1,000Yuan ($150) and a cell phone from a woman.But the thieves began quarrelling among themselves as to how they distribute their ill-gotten gains and went to a police station to sort out the matter.The three were immediately arrested. 

Workers quit over tracking device Dozens of employees of an express company in Wenzhou, Zhejiang, chose to quit last week against the company’s policy of following their movements by GPs phone…Through an e-map, company executives could monitor staff. Unhappy with the new policy , a number of employees quit.

A company spokesman said the policy aims to improve working efficiency, and is not a violation of an employees’ privacy.