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I Love My Job (abject apologies to Dr. Seuss)

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By elvenmistress (Contact - View My Woyano)
Published Thu 07 Jun 2007, 195 Views, 6 Comments

I love my job, I love the pay,
I love it more and more each day.
 
I love my boss and he's the best.
I love HIS boss and all the rest.
 
I love my office and it's location.
I hate to have to take vacation. 

I love my desk, drab and gray,
and love those paper piles each day.
 
I love my chair in my padded cell;
there's nothing else I love so well.
 
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers 'n jeers 'n sneers.
 
I love my computer and all its ware;
I hug it often to show I care. 

I love each program and every file;
I even try using it once in a while.
 
I'm happy to be here, I am, I am...
I'm the happiest slave to my Uncle Sam.
 
I love this work;
I love these chores;
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
 
I love my job AND I'll say it again,
I even love these friendly men: 
These men who've come to visit today,
in lovely white coats to take me away!



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    Kestrel ~ 16 months ago
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    I like the poem but you might want to take a look at your formatting. ;o)
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      Loves Bloc Party ~ 16 months ago
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      lol
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        Velvet ~ 16 months ago
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        LOL
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          aspin ~ 16 months ago
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          Pain in the arse to read but very good! I bet a lot of people feel like that sometimes lol
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            prettyfly ~ 16 months ago
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            Very apt!! :-)
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              savbill ~ 16 months ago
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              Pretty good and worth the scroll :)
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                AdGuy
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                This is my two cents...

                   
                Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)

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