How to tell a guy its OVER
Dear ________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.
I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavours, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.
Tick those that apply...
___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.
___Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO much time on your hands!
___Your legs are skinnier than mine.
___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.
__I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
__The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
___You still live with your parents.
__Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Alien uniforms a little disconcerting.
___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long-term partner.
___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
___I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely,
prettyfly
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cute now where's the reverse for form letter to dump a girl? >:) not that I would dump a girl via form letter where did I put that note paper..........................
luv,
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I'm kidding. Just kidding. =)
I would never break up with someone in a letter. Feels like a cop out to me, and I should have the guts to say what I think in person. And there is no good way to break someone's heart. :( Compassion and honesty are the best tools for this particular crappy job.
The one thing is as soon as you know you want out......... please do it! it's gonna hurt the person but draggin it out hurts so much more!
One in particular cheated on me continually and was pretty lousy to me but wouldn't / couldn't dump me cause I never gave her a reason... in fact she would often say I treated her better than anyone ever did????? So she wanted me to end it so she wouldn't feel bad about it! lame! so very very lame!
Does that sound like I'm bitter? Sorry.
Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)