The Great british weather- a big thankyou.

I must thank the lords of the sky today, it pissed it down all over the UK. But I must thank them for last night and today especially. Mine eyes have been spared a couple of days of being subjected to the worst dress sense in the UK, and mine ears have been saved from the sound of drunken yobs going past my flat window at stupid O'clock shouting and fighting etc.

What is it about the brits and hot weather?? I hate it, I feel no need to strip to the waist, get burnt,show of my tatoos and get drunk in the nearest park. I will not spare the women either, if your fat you know it, and should not wear boob tubes and a short skirt showing the top of the diamante thong and the tramp stamp in the middle of your back. Especially when pushing a pram and dragging at the spogs sibling along aswell.

I prefer to stay away from the sun during peak hours, god knows there are enough government warnings and studies out there showing that you will get skin cancer if exposed too much.

Am I alone in this observation??

Please let it pee down on a thursday and friday nights from now on, at least then the streets will be safer and numpties don't like fighting in the rain..