And with the friggin skin on too...........
I find this kind of thing abhorrent........I mean......you have to peel the banana, the skin added to the flavour will make you pull a face like you just got entered anally with no lubrication ya dig.........
Peel it ffs........
So......have you evolved?............Some people are strictly single cell organisms.......with the mental agility of a bumnut.........yes........A BumNut...........you heard me........
I have come across many people from many walks of life.......tinkers, tailors, soldiers, spies......butchers...bakers....candlestick makers.......I mean the diversity of the human spirit is a wonderful thing, and yet......you always get the ones who refuse to be any more than they wish to....they are just happy to be the bumnut...the itch...the flea
I am not perfect by any means, everyone has their faults.......this is a truth.....but.........as far as I am aware......even with the numerous personalities that do indeed inhabit this saintly body.......
NONE ARE FUCKING MONKEYS.........
So.........how can you evolve?...........
Well...you have to want to obviously....you have to see beyond your capabilities and at least try, no point just following the rest of the other sheep because you have the appearance of one too, or proport to..........that's the way to the abattoir anyways.......you will end up headless, hanging from a hook, with a pair of pneumatic shears cleaving your hooves like a knife through butter ffs........
So........flee.........go off track.........don't get on that bus.......miss that train.......give the taxi you just hailed the flipped finger........demand your change from the shopkeeper even though you haven't paid for the goods.....slam that door you just held open......don't put the lotion in the basket.......go to confession and truly confess, work that priest.......climb without ropes.......forget danger..............at least friggin try........TRY FFS.....
LMFAO......
Thought for this blog........
I think, looking at what I just wrote........I am very happy
kaisersosa
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