Can you stomach the rude?

Some People are rude ya know.......

Some people are rude without realising it.......

Some are rude intentionally....

They do this to feel some importance....

To feel in control of an aspect.....

Just to feel like they are actually people I suppose.....

So what can you do to fight the rude?......Well.......I have come up with a cunning plan........

Let us eat the friggin rude....

I am aware that the digestion system can deal with almost anything so.......I suggest that we dissect the rude, marinate, add some spices and herbs and tasty titbits to make the meal seem that little bit more appetising...and fucking dig in ......Some culinary delights are quite appealing so I am told..... or you could keep it simple..egg chips and person.....chicken curry fried rice and person......person with vinegar...person in blackbean sauce...person in batter......or just a plain person sandwich with some lettuce or somethng.....


I am sure we could, if we all get together, come up with some new and appealing dishes that rival anything in the current market today, and this in turn could be turned into some kind of cookbook for the insane and we could all get rich, and, seeing as though this was my idea from the start, I shall take 40% for myself and the rest of you can chew on how you divide the other 60% because...I aint greedy

I am rather particular as to what I fucking eat

And I also chew my Rude.......savour it.....

Anyways I have babbled enough, it is time to get someone out of the oven 

Dig in people

Thought for walking in on someone eating the rude.......


You want fries and a coke with that?