And GOD created Ireland.....
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God "Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. Look son, look what I'm after making".
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God replied It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it.
For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining hem will be a hot spot. Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in the North and another one of blacks in the South."
Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?"
"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisit coastline. These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm going to give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for which people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink."
Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next door to them!!
Mark
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Sooooooooo politically INcorrect...
Just keep shipping that Guinness over here.
that is the only beer ill drink and only once in a long time.
And it's ALL better than any American (so-called) "beer", which just, well, s*cks.
One of our local brewerys is the New Belgium Brewing Company. They make some pretty good stuff (
http://www.newbelgium.com/beers.php
From your wanker of a neighboor next door
Lei*L*
Dr. Fallon...seriously i would rather drink a can of piss than drink bud lol..carlsberg all the way (for beer..after that...spirits)...but your right...the only decent guinnes is in ireland..but judging by you saying about the brazen head..i know alot of pubs where you will get just as good a guinness
Take a champagne glass, pour in about one third to one half of Guinness, then top up slowly with Champagne. Heaven. ( God was right!)
Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)