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By smartttman (Contact - View My Woyano)
Published Tue 10 Jul 2007, 148 Views, 5 Comments

Chuck Norris, the great American actor and former commando would be a good choice to run for the US president with the inedible next president of the united S tates Fred, Thompson.

Here are some facts about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is very heterosuxual and hates to be hit on by men.

Chuck Norris would like to beat up Hillary Clinton and Fidel Castro.

Chuck Norris was part of a secret mission hidden by Nasa that actually landed on the moon before Apollo 11

Chuck Norris has the American flag tattooed on his posterior and all three versus of the star spingled banner tattooed...somewhere else.

Chuck Norris is more herotosexual than Bill Clinton who I have read is relly a latent homosuxual

Chuck Norris is as cool as he thinks.

Can you dispute this? No.



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    Dr. Fallon ~ 15 months ago
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    (~~shaking my head in awe~~)

    You'll get no argument from me...

    LOL!!!
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      Loves Bloc Party ~ 15 months ago
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      dude, why were you looking at chuck norris's ass?

      nevermind, i dont wanna know haaha
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        Mark ~ 15 months ago
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        those are the worse chuck facts ever lol
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          smartttman ~ 15 months ago
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          Chuck Norris is a great American as great as Ronald Reagan except not as grat as Fred Thompson he, will make a great vice president someday and, I can't wait to see the look on your radical liberal faces when he is sworn in,"go a head make my day"

          ha ha ha
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            Loves Bloc Party ~ 15 months ago
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            tosses dumbman a dictionary
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              AdGuy
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              This is my two cents...

                 
              Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)

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