Having a Bad day?

Things Got Ya Down?

Well Then, Consider These

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same ?bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their ?medical condition. This puzzled the doctors  and some even thought?it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the?mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so?a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause ?of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 

11:00 am., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the?ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. ?Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects ?to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie ?Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged?the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.??

Still Having a Bad Day??? 

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill  ?in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively?saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them ?both.

Still Think You are Having a Bad Day??? 

?A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,?almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly ?current, she whacked him with a handyplank of wood, breaking his arm in ?two places .Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.?   ?

Are Ya O. K. Now? - No! 

?Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a ?slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless?protesters were trampled to death.

There now, Feeling Better??