Revenge!

This guy walked into a bar and said "ouch" and his glass eye popped out. He managed to find the eye but it cracked. He went to his eye doctor and told him what happened and the doctor said "well I can make you a new one but it will take some time" in the meantime I have this plastic temp replacement it's a little uncomfortable but it will do until your new glass one is ready.

The man thanked the doctor and was on his way home when, a 6-year-old girl selling lemonade in front of her house confronted him. "Hey mister" the little girl said "would you like some lemonade? Only 25 cents a glass". The old man looked at her with a smile and said "sure I'd love some" he gave her the 25 cents and took the lemonade. While he was drinking the little girl asked him about his funny looking eye. The man told her about what happened earlier in the day and the little girl just smiled and said, "I hope your eye gets better soon". The man laughed and thanked her for the lemonade and continued on his way.

Later that day while the man was just about to sit down to dinner his phone rang. It was the eye doctor telling him that his new glass eye was ready. After dinner the man went to the doctors office to get the eye when he ran into the little girl and her mother. The mother said, "Why don't you watch where you're going! You almost trampled over my daughter!" The little girl said to her mom "it's all right mommy one of his eyes is broken" the mom looked at the mans eye and apologized for being so rude, the man also apologized and continued to the doctor.

After he paid for his new glass eye and had it inserted and left. Four hours later as he was getting ready for bed and he decided to watch the evening news. When he turned on the TV something strange happened... his new glass eye started to wiggle in the socket. Then all of a sudden it started to glow and the man was able to see an image projected from the eye. The image was of the little girl and her mother, then has the man was trying to figure out what was going on the image began to move like a video hologram. They were walking and the mom stubbed her toe on the curb and backed into the old man. "The bugger!" the man cried out "I didn't run into her she bumped into me!

The next day the man walked over to where the girl was selling her lemonade. He asked the girl if her mom was home and she said yes. The man walked to the house knocked on the door and the mom answered. The man walked forward and bumped into the mom, "Why did you do that she asked" and the old man just looked at her and yelled "WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING!" then poked her in the eye with a pen and walked off. Stopping to buy another glass of lemonade from the sweet 6-year-old girl.

Great content, let me share it! »