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OBITUARY: Margaret Thatcher, Father of Modern Conversatism

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By smartttman (Contact - View My Woyano)
Published Tue 31 Jul 2007, 997 Views, 9 Comments

The woman who put the man in woman - or did she put the woman in man - or whatever - has died at the age of 92, just a few years younger than her sovereign, her royal heinous queen elzabuth the 2. Margram thatcher, considered by all right-thimking people as the father of modren conversatism, has died of complications to a severe 27 year case of constipation.

thatCher was well know n for having been Ronald Reagans ' lover althoiuogh carnal relations were never constumated and there is no record of carnal knowledge having ever been fornicated. still, you could tell.

tHacther made her mark on the Brutish sykee during the focklands war in 1892 all of america that is to say britian loved the iorn lady after beating the ruthless argentinianian navy ruthlessly by a score of 2-0 in the second half of the war. meanwhile also in 1829 trivial pursuit was introduced and a small nubmer of Brutish womans portested the infroduction of nukes at greeman commons airbase.

thAtchether won her first third term in office in 1987, the first year that Britain was hit by a hurricane with winds of up to nearly 200 kph causing 17 deaths and damage across the country that had nothing to do with global warning. nothing wahtsoever.
   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

good buy, maggie we hardly new ye


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    Gruntfutuck ~ 32 months ago
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    *wipes away a tear*
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      Loves Bloc Party ~ 32 months ago
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      lol
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        starrman ~ 32 months ago
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        What a load of tripe.
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          smartttman ~ 32 months ago
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          You liked it the other day when we thought of it...

          Your so, hard to pleese
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            Mark ~ 32 months ago
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            lol
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              starrman ~ 32 months ago
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              Smartttman you may look like me, but you don't always think like me, that's your right.
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                smartttman ~ 32 months ago
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                mother always said i was the smarttt one
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                sunshineinoz ~ 32 months ago
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                I was once constumated...I took Holden pills....
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                  smartttman ~ 32 months ago
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                  but now your life is sunshine you are constumated no more!
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                  This is my two cents...

                     
                  Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)

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