Small Children annoy me

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Published Thu 02 Aug 2007, 1227 Views, 78 Comments

Small children annoy me they make noise they run in your flower gfarden they don't wipe there feet they sing nonsense songs they laugh for no reason there constantly smiling sining laughing such inapropiate behavior during a time of war

it is a scientirfic fact (arokka will back me up on this) that evey terrorest in the world today started out life as a child and we should take the thtreat that little children pose to westren civilzation very seriusly if you coddle them now they only come back to bite us in the poster ior

i say put them all in the army as is done in africa and ireland and make men out of them teach them some discipline and some repsect for there elders put the fear of a loving god in them i say not any false god like allah the one true god of isreal who said and eye for an eye a tooht for a toot and so forth the one true god as depicted atristically by mel gibson the god who you cant' kill but who will rise out of his grave and thrash you soundly and send you to hell for the rest of you natural life thats' the kind of good wholsom e lessons we should be teaching childfrem

small children just annoy me no end

oh and so  do puppies


   


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    jbravo ~ 12 months ago
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    Ah -- If only we all could sing nonesense songs and laugh for no reason a little more often. Maybe the world would be a better place.
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      smartttman ~ 12 months ago
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      bah!
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      snak ~ 12 months ago
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      I LIKE small children - couldn't eat a whole one though.
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        Gruntfutuck ~ 12 months ago
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        wanna go halves?
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          snak ~ 12 months ago
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          Cool - why not, lol
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        Tequila Rose ~ 12 months ago
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        "i say put them all in the army as is done in africa and ireland and make men out of them teach them some discipline and some repsect for there elders put the fear of a loving god in them "

        sounds like a modest proposal to me smarttman! ;)
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          smartttman ~ 12 months ago
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          thank you teqiula rose you are one of thfew intelligint menbers on wonayo you are consistently taking side on teh side of reason and samity in the rtadition of ayn rand winsotn churchill and joan rivers and against left leaning ideas that smack of the socialism agenda in the tradition of marx, lenin, and arnold schwarzingegger and so forth

          oh btw learn how to spell, will you it s-m-a-r-t-t-t-n-a-m
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            Michael ~ 12 months ago
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            Thank God for Joan Rivers holding the line.

            By the way, smartttnam, what do the three Ts in your name represent? The Holy Trinity? And is smar--nam an anagram of "mars man"? In other words, are you pointing us toward the divine truth in Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?
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          Tequila Rose ~ 12 months ago
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          ok smartttnam ;)
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            daithe ~ 12 months ago
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            You where all small annoying tykes once , some still are :-]
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              sunshineinoz ~ 12 months ago
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              daithe have we slept with the same men?
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                daithe ~ 12 months ago
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                sunshine ,i am not they way inclined , can give the 1800 number if ya want.. dont think thats the purpose .i dont dislike children
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                  daithe ~ 12 months ago
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                  for the the person that started it does , and as for him/her what they say dosn`t matter ..
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                    Loves Bloc Party ~ 12 months ago
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                    *L*@put them all in the army

                    LOL@so do puppies

                    hahahahaha
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                      daithe ~ 12 months ago
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                      its the binos ok
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                        xgames ~ 12 months ago
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                        LMFAO Yes i agree as small children you all should have been eatin or put into the army , the hell with dreams and mindless happyness L.O.L. such annoying trash it tis indeed L.O.L.
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                          georgie ~ 12 months ago
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                          Smartttnam, thank you for the hours of entertainment!
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                            smartttman ~ 12 months ago
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                            entertainment whatg do you mean entertainment i am trying to enliten you to open your minds as it were you dont' make it easy
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                              Loves Bloc Party ~ 12 months ago
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                              http://www.woyano.com/vie...3/MY-FAVORITE-HUMAN-BEING

                              this one loves watermelon, so watch out cdin lol
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                                starrman ~ 12 months ago
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                                Big children are even worse.
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                                  Terro101 ~ 12 months ago
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                                  There's no compulsory military service in Ireland.

                                  Ireland has always been a neutral country(unless aggravated by invasion)

                                  The small Irish army works mostly on peace-keeping missions or emergency assistance in times of disaster.

                                  Sorry to be a dry-shite, just clearing that up.
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                                    smartttman ~ 12 months ago
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                                    if you focus on my words youll miss my meaning
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                                      Michael ~ 12 months ago
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                                      Sort of like those 3D pictures where you have to unfocus and look beyond the picture in order to make the hidden image pop out?
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                                      emilythestrange ~ 12 months ago
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                                      Well don't you sound a perfect idiot. Don't forget you were a child once upon a time
                                      hard as that may be for people to believe. Most human beings think that placing children
                                      under such doctrine is just flat out insane, unfounded, corrupt to name a few.
                                      I think that doing so would in fact do the exact opposite of what your thinking of.
                                      Yes lets put our children into the army. Really we want to create more minds in our world
                                      like the likes of hitler himself. Many serial killers happened because of a lack of
                                      substance in their home lives at a young age so what in the hell do you think would
                                      happen if you slapped a whack of kiddies in the military? You have a warped veiw. Sure
                                      some people do not like kids or want them thats cool but would the majority say
                                      hey the army would fix those kids right up no time flat and put and end to the happy
                                      giggles! I think not the most are tolerant to them and other religeous cultures as well.
                                      Not every muslim/islamic person is a terrorist or a threat in fact many people are a
                                      threat for many reasons in this life sorry terrorism isn't the half of it. Its a fact that
                                      every terrorist started out as a child...hmmmm...........gee who ever could have guessed that?
                                      Well theres one to wrap your mind around: A human being starts out as a child....Also..
                                      god is supposed to be "our" father yes? Then why would we want our childeren to fear
                                      him? I sure the sh*t didn't fear mine growing up. Also if I am not mistaken isn't 17 the
                                      age for the Irish army? And 18-22 years of age for military service in chinese governing?
                                      Yeah ummmm its kinda not the the age of gangas kahn anymore honey the hun army
                                      has in fact not invaded for quite some time as I am sure the chinese can testify to.
                                      Your annoyance of wee children is fine but you can take your pathetic veiws fold them
                                      up nice and neat and tuck them up your rectum.......best place for no one else is
                                      enamoured by them.
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                                        smartttman ~ 12 months ago
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                                        i am not sure how you would spell the sound made by a person performing what is known asthe" bronx cheer but," blfblflbfblflbflfblpfpkbfpkfbkfkbfkbfkbf
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                                          dreamz ~ 12 months ago
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                                          ~laughs~ I bet that reply took all of half a brain cell ~rme~ .. seems that ya just don't ever seem to have anything tangible to say .. yet somehow I'm not suprised !
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                                        snak ~ 12 months ago
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                                        Small children, like young animals, have characteristically large heads and big eyes. This is true of most youngsters, most species. Why is this? It is because we find this cute and therefore do not harm them.Taking a purely biological view, the very reason we are here is to make more of us - that's how life works.

                                        Whilst individual children may be a pain in the posterior, it should be impossible for anyone to dislike all children - anyone normal anyway.I have no problem with people not wanting children of their own (although this does go against our biological programming - why is sex pleasureable?). In fact this may be a good thing - there are far too many of us already.

                                        I would also agree that some people should not be allowed to have children at all, but there's no way to ensure this - we are all (mostly) human and therefore possess the need to procreate.

                                        But to dislike ALL children on principle is madness. Without children there is no future.
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                                          jbravo ~ 12 months ago
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                                          The young of reptiles and arthropods (including arachnids, insects, and crustaceans) are like little versions of adults -- no proportional differences (OK -- the larvae of insects are wiggly and slimy!) By the way, 80% of all species are arthropods. They don't have large heads and big eyes. I guess that's why most people would rather step on them rather than cuddle them! :-)
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                                            snak ~ 12 months ago
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                                            I'd like to think that because I'd mentioned 'animals', in this case 'most species' would mean 'not insects', ignoring reptiles. But re-reading proves I was not specific. I would like to apologise to any reptile or arthropod reading this for what may seem to be blatant prejudice. It was not intended.
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                                              jbravo ~ 12 months ago
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                                              LOL!
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                                                smartttman ~ 12 months ago
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                                                They are a threat to our future sceurity
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                                          wyldcat ~ 11 months ago
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                                          Hillary Rodham Clinton said, "It takes a village to raise a child."

                                          Unfortunately, most of the time, it turns out to be the village idiot.
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                                            r_jay ~ 11 months ago
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                                            I think your very smart?! Whimsical liar..hehehe....
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                                              kookymonstir ~ 11 months ago
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                                              Hillary wouldn't know how to raise a child. She's a socialist, and I sure as hell don't want her raising my kids!!!
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                                                Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                LMAO@socialist

                                                sooooooooooooooooooooooo far from it
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                                                  Alistair Mad Scotsman ~ 11 months ago
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                                                  its a far cry from small children in the park... jumpers for goalposts... isn't it... mmmmm!
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                                                    leiwolf ~ 11 months ago
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                                                    I take it you never had a happy childhood then smartttman or man who tends to think he smart, i like the idea of discipline (note wrong spelling) but isn't that the job for loving parents? I actually personally believe that kids should be made to join certain organisations, such as scouts or cadets. And isn't the phrase, fear of a loving god such a daft phrase, why fear a loving god? Just in case your not as smart as you think you are Allah and the god you refer to is classed as the same one. I am beginning to think you sound a lot like old george bush, are you a republican by any chance? Or are you someone that just trying to wind people up, me think you are a wind up merchant
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                                                      Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                      leiwolf, smarttmann is hilarious and plays the part of a right winger on this website for laughs *L*

                                                      at first i was having a hardtime figuring out if he was for real or just teasing - but ive come to the conclusion he or she is all about having a laugh at the expense of the right wing *L*
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                                                      leiwolf ~ 11 months ago
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                                                      maybe but i have known people who think exactly like that, so whose knows
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                                                        Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                        LOL scary arent they?
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                                                        leiwolf ~ 11 months ago
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                                                        and the worse of it is, they actually think they are right, and if they are with someone they are actualkly 10times as worst as if they are on their own grrr scary adults
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                                                          Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                          yes well here the extreme ones wrap themselves in the flag, call you unpatriotic if you want to bring home the troops alive, and call you a pinko commie if you think bush is a flaming moron

                                                          LOL
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                                                          leiwolf ~ 11 months ago
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                                                          Hmm bush is a flaming moron, true i agree he is a flaming moron, yet it was worst when blair was with him, i thought him and blair was kinda in a weird relationship, tend to give the term smoking bush a whole new meaning, I actually think you should have big bird as your president at least hes learning his alphabet and to count to ten.

                                                          What unpatriotic about wanting troops home alive, all those that says otherwise are daft. And didn't the phrase pinko commie go out like 80s fashion, when the cold war ended. or are we in a time warp with richard o brian again
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                                                            Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                            look up a few posts to that right winger who called hillary a socialist *L*hahahaha
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                                                              kookymonstir ~ 11 months ago
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                                                              me a right winger? why thank you LBP I take that as a compliment. : ]
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                                                                Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                of course you would :)
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                                                              clemmati ~ 11 months ago
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                                                              Yes, it was worse when Blair was with him, and I think there was less excuse for Blair.

                                                              What unpatriotic about wanting troops home alive, all those that says otherwise are daft

                                                              hear hear!

                                                              didn't the phrase pinko commie go out like 80s fashion,

                                                              I thought so...
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                                                              leiwolf ~ 11 months ago
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                                                              i like hilary i think she would do america proud
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                                                                Tequila Rose ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                It is a good thing that there are lots of things to be proud of in america besides a president-

                                                                Hillary IS a socialist and ONLY out for herself- which contradicts anything she tries to stand for- so however unlikely it will be to have her as president- she would definitly make hypocracy a national past time and earning and keeping income for a hard days work a laughing matter.
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                                                                  kookymonstir ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                  What is it she stands for? i don't see where she has any core beliefs other than to the belief that she is far superior to anyone else. I believe people see right through her elitist B.S.
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                                                                    Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                    well im sure glad you republicans were able to see through some elitist bullshit

                                                                    LMFAO
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                                                                wyldcat ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                I'm all for a female president, but I'm a little frightened to have one at this point in time. I mean, we're in the midst of dealing with countries who have no respect for women at all, to the point where women were being raped in the streets. Would a female president be taken seriously enough by the middle east to straighten out the mess that's over there? Hmmm...I'm just not sold on the idea.
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                                                                  clemmati ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                  Yes, I'd say a female president would be taken seriously, some of those countries have had female leaders who were taken very seriously, and anyway, she would be The President of the US. I do though understand your concern.

                                                                  But I have my doubts about Hillary (which are nothing to do with her being a woman).
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                                                                    Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                    so far all the polls show she would beat every republican that she would run against, and she is at the top of the polls when it comes to the democratic partys top tier dems running in the primary.

                                                                    looks like she is ahead.
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                                                                      Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                      wouldnt it be ironic if the gal the extreme right wingers hate the most becomes president

                                                                      *L*
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                                                                  Moosetracks ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                  Speaking as someone who has lost "a troop", and nearly herself there in, not to mention the fact that there have been 3 more deaths this week alone in Afghanistan, I pray for the day that they are all home safely to those they love, regardless of their home country. (A tear and a candle for those who have fallen, and a prayer for those still deployed)

                                                                  I fear that Harper is no better than Bush or Blair, in fact those three amigo's are just loving their playtime together. I would love to see Hilary take the presidency, even thought I am not from the States. I think that it would be great for your nation, and she is more than able to deal with the preconceived notions other nations may have in respect to women in power.

                                                                  In fact, Canada and the US are some of the few countries that have not had a female political leader (aside from our Governor Generals, many of which have been female). All of Europe, Most of Africa, and many parts of Asia have had very powerful Queens through out their entire impressive histories. Cleopatra was one of the most powerful women of all time, as was Elizabeth the First, and Catherine the Great, thought a little off, are just a few.

                                                                  Perhaps it is just the immaturity (that is youth) of our nations that is holding us back from recognizing the true potential of women and their ability to lead. Many major corporations have women at the helm, and in positions of power. Women think differently than men, but is that such a bad thing. Perhaps a new perspective is just what our nations need.

                                                                  As far as children go, some people are just not meant to be parents. Not everyone loves children, or has the ability to deal with them. Though I do agree that children can be very loud, that is part of being a child. Being loud, energetic, imaginative, and pushing the limits is part of childhood. Children need structure, but the thought process of "children should be seen and not heard" is archaic in my opinion.

                                                                  I work with children, and until I met Chris, had no desire for my own. I would be around children for the 4ish hours I had them as my responsibility, and that would be plenty of time for me. I would enjoy them, but would also enjoy returning them to their parents. Chris awakened some of the maternal instincts in me, but now that he is gone, so have the feelings. I don't think it is wrong to dislike children, not everyone is cut out for handling their needs.

                                                                  However, there are very wrong ways to treat children, and they are not stupid. Knowing they are disliked is very hurtful to them, and as an adult, we should be able to deal with them in a positive manor regardless of our personal feelings. Children need structure, but they also need compassion, guidance, and love. There is never an excuse for mistreating a child. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, likes and dislikes, but there still needs to be a fundamental respect for life. They may not be contributing to society in the same way as an adult, but they are still people and therefore valuable human beings.
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                                                                    jbravo ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                    Of course you're right, moosetracks!

                                                                    Don't take these child haters/eaters seriously, though. I think they just like being grumpy. I'd like to think that none of them would actually harm a child. (Just don't let 'em near mine, OK? :-)

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                                                                      clemmati ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                      I pray for the day that they are all home safely to those they love, regardless of their home country.

                                                                      Hear hear, Moosetracks.
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                                                                        Loves Bloc Party ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                        i am glad someone made the point about women and new perspectives :)
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                                                                          snak ~ 11 months ago
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                                                                          Quote: However, there are very wrong ways to treat children, and they are not stupid. Knowing they are disliked is very hurtful to them, and as an adult, we should be able to deal with them in a positive manor regardless of our personal feelings. Children need structure, but they also need compassion, guidance, and love. There is never an excuse for mistreating a child. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, likes and dislikes, but there still needs to be a fundamental respect for life. They may not be contributing to society in the same way as an adult, but they are still people and therefore valuable human beings.EndQuote

                                                                          Knowing (s)he is disliked by individual adults can be hurtful if the child likes and respects the adult in question, or of absolutely no consequence if the child has no respect for the adult. Knowing (s)he is disliked by his or her parents (either or both) can be devastating, generating serious problems into his/her own adult life.

                                                                          I know people who fit into both of these categories. When a friend split with his wife within about 6 weeks she moved in a guy that his younger son detested. The fact that he didn't like the adult concerned ensured that he really didn't give a hoot whether the guy liked him or not. At the opposite end of the scale, I know someone who was mistreated by her parents throughout her pre-teens, through her teens and into her twenties. When she finally escaped them she took up with a guy who beat her for several years. When I first met this lovely person and she told me of this abuse I was both sickened and angry at some of the details and very upset at some of the things her parents and others did. Like a lot of people in t