One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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Her husband looked surprised and said "Do you? You should have said. Take a piece of toilet roll and gently stroke it between your breasts once a day and see what happens".
"Will that work?" asked my friend
"Well, it certainly worked on your arse," he replied.
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