All right fellas- this one is for you- this is the checklist I made to see if you were with the right kind of girl. (all in fun- no one get their panties in a twist please)
She doesn’t ask what time “your game” starts- she asks what time “THE” game starts- she knows there is only one game- and that you will be glued to it- and she is just as excited
She doesn’t get mad when you get lost and tell you to stop and ask for directions- she just realizes its quality time that you two have together
She understands that “ditto” or “me too” actually equates to “I love you”
“Steak and a BJ” day – the male equivalent of Valentine’s day- is already marked on her calendar.
Guys night out is just the excuse she needs to go shopping for shoes- she doesn’t need to know where you are or who you’re with- just that you get home safely and clean up any knocked over plants in the morning
She doesn’t ask a question she doesn’t want to know the answer too; i.e. “Does this make me look fat?” or “Can my mother stay with us?”
Nothing says “I love you” like sex in the morning
She knows when she wears push up bras or low cut tops she negates her right to complain about you staring at her boobs.
When you get sick, she makes you soup and gives you all the tlc you could want- just like momma used too
She understands chick flicks are something she sees with other chicks BUT if you really want to see one- she won’t tell any of your guy friends so they can call you whipped
She doesn’t get PMS – she just calls it “BJ WEEK”
OK now its your turn- feel free to add any I missed ;)
Tequila Rose
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I guess you find women like that playing with the loch ness monster and combing the fur of yeti's aswell on adventure holidays.
hehehe
I'd like to add: She knows that when she says,"I have nothing to wear.", it actually means "I want to go shopping.", but when he says, "I have nothing to wear." it actually means "Can you do my laundry?".
Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)