What's up with today's mice?

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By angus101 (Contact - View My Woyano)
Published Thu 22 Feb 2007, 360 Views, 4 Comments

Got a problem with field mice at the moment.

They're getting in through the vents at the back of my cooker and running riot around my ground floor while we're sleeping! Normally, I wouldn't care, but these little freaking things leave their sh1t everywhere! And I'm not the best at keeping food on the cooking surface while I'm preparing food!

So - I do do what any self-respecting non-vegetarian would do and I go buy some mousetraps.

Now - when I was a kid - using a mousetrap was easy .... you set some cheese on it and that was it .... oh no, not anymore. Mice these days have caught on to that, apparently! Mice have become somewhat more sophistcated! They've gone up in the world.

Do you know what the instructions told me I had to put on the trap? No, NOT cheese, not the staple diet of every Gerry that gets chased by a Tom in the whole world - but PEANUT BUTTER!

Peanut butter? I've clearly missed some major ecological or evolutionary development in the mouse kingdom.

Help us all. It'll be caviar next.

 



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    JV ~ 19 months ago
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    Thanks for this, it did make me laugh :) As for the rason why mice like Peanut Butter....?

    This person had problems with Mice eating thier cacti. And tried the peanut butter solution, but the mice seemed to take the butter, eat the cacti, and run!

    http://forums.gardenweb.c...i/msg101352202823.html?11
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      varga ~ 19 months ago
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      lol!! Ah, they truly are stepping up in the foodchain.. :) It reminds me of when I had a summer-house, brought my cats, and the first time the oldest one met a mouse in the livingroom, the mouse and the cat ran as scalded trolls, in opposite directions...
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        poptart007 ~ 18 months ago
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        Sounds like my worst nightmare - i hear they also like chocolate - damn expensive tastes - gone are the days of 3 counties doin the job
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          ragados ~ 15 months ago
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          Not to be picky or anything but it was Tom & Jerry not Gerry.
          I think cheese is too fatty for their tastes.
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            This is my two cents...

               
            Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)

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