You know what never fails to get me down... what brings me to the ground and weighs heavy on my shoulders
Gravity!
Personally, and im not looking for agreement, i suspect that gravity is the root of all evil! That... and blue belly button fluff!
I have a theory on that... and it ties in with why there is only ever one of a pair of socks findable! Our feet are absorbing our socks....(the right foot more than the left i suspect) and then much like we do with food... excreting what it cant digest via the belly button! Somewhere within us is a Symbiont life form who's diet is sock! We are their host! And, as our normal excretions become the colours they do, so with the fluff of the belly variety, irrespective of the sock colour we wear!
"Wait!" I hear you cry, "What of the clothing you wear? What of the jeans, and the tops?" "Poppycock!", i reply to these deniers of the truth! I wore nothing but black, white, green, red and yellow for a week, and yet in that time period the manifestation of blue malevolence that i speak of happened not once, but twice, which obviously shows the purplesque pigmented protrudance is unrelated to my attire at the time of formation.
I offer you this information as the new year approaches so as to make you, the reader, aware. Playing with knowledge of the pack improves your chance of winning! It also helps if you have a full deck so i'm told, but i reply "It didn't help the Titanic passengers did it", which quells any more of that sort of talk. So... be warned, it ain't rainy days and Sundays.... its Symbiont's n gravity that always get you down. Cast them aside and you'll find the new year heralds joys the like of which i cannot begin to speak of here.
Until next time!
Alistair Mad Scotsman
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Ta ta and toodly-oo!
Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)