Dear Mr. Starrman,
In regard to your claims that Mr. Obama is a Muslim and possibly
a National Security risk.
Please find the REAL TRUTH about Barack Obama below.
Did you know that Mr. Obama has sutures on the back of his neck
where aliens have implanted an altered alien brain into his head?
His beautiful wife is actually an android, and his lovely children are
clones from a new super race that the aliens have been working
on in the underground labs beneath the better looking crop circles.
It has been said that Mr. Obama is a "stepford" husband, having
Spiderman like aspects (See Spiderman the Movie), and hails from
Stepford, Connecticut, a lovely little town in the East Coast of the
US, right next to Miami.
Aliens have decided to take over the world, and are using this
presidential candidate to do so in a most invisible manner and
implant us all with wolverine cubs. (An alien delicacy)
If you don't believe me, ask Rush Limbaugh, our personal lord and
savior who knows EVERYTHING about the real truth. Mr. Limbaugh
has been gifted by the hand of God and knows everything even with
1 hand tied behind his back.
Oh - Mr. McCain is actually a clone of Tom Cruise, notice the stark
similarities. This is all true.
Mrs. McCain is an authentic Stepford wife, and hails from Stepford,
Oregon, a lovely idyllic town that was created by Steven Spielberg
and Steven King. I'm not sure which Steven, actually.
The vice presidential candidates are both versions of Yoda.
The above information has been certified to be true by the same
sources as your original post.
Thank you!
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and tree huggers there, and i r one! : )
who gave the critical advice. It 's very interesting...
when a girl criticizes another girl for being stupid or uncool,
most likely she feels those things about herself, true or not.
Why do we do this? I don't know. I can only say that you are
wonderful, amazing, fantastic, and I can find no fault with you!
: )
Hey you know AdGuy always gets the last word! ;)